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| Population | 14.001 billion |
| Capital | Rhodoline |
| Leader | Definitely Not Ruinenlust |
| Faith | Ruinenlustianism |
| Currency | Courjitzien |
| Animal | Domestic Cat |
The Effervescent Esperance of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Definitely Not Ruinenlust with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.001 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth a remarkable 4,363 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 311,648 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kindhearted Vaspriots generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and the image of The Ankhalic Vaspriot's future is just a picture from last century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the Domestic Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ruinenlustianism.
The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 355th in the world and 1st in Aessui for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 15,672.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the image of The Ankhalic Vaspriot's future is just a picture from last century.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, kindhearted Vaspriots generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, scientists take credit every time it rains in Aessui.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, foreigners "adopt" rotund Domestic Cats to line the pockets of wildlife sanctuaries.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, Definitely Not Ruinenlust is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
