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Most Valuable International Artwork: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 842nd
The Notably Outlandish Land of
Tyranny by Majority
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Prince of Rhodoline
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Ankhalic Vaspriot

Population4.717 billion

CapitalRhodoline
LeaderPrince of Rhodoline
FaithOrifism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalHouse Cat

The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.717 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 545 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,714 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and Prince of Rhodoline panders to nontraditional families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 267,701st in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.43 crimes per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,183rdMost Pacifist: 1,214thSafest: 1,235thBest Weather: 1,358thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,420thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,523rdNicest Citizens: 1,607thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,628thHealthiest Citizens: 1,726thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,923rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,371stLowest Crime Rates: 2,377thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,441stMost Inclusive: 2,452ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,952ndHighest Food Quality: 3,153rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,290thMost Secular: 3,916thMost Income Equality: 4,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,426thMost Developed: 4,940thLargest Governments: 5,288thMost Cultured: 6,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,727thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,390thSmartest Citizens: 10,842ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 19,046th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, Prince of Rhodoline panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Courjitzien mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ankhalic Vaspriot, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.

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