
| Population | 10.059 billion |
| Capital | Augusta |
| Leader | Director Hector Vargas |
| Currency | Face |
| Animal | Red Fox |
The Questionable Copper of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Director Hector Vargas with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.059 billion Cogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Facepunch economy, worth a remarkable 6,177 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 614,114 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Organ donation is compulsory, the government seizes all major gold finds, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 7,551st in the world and 1st in Archai for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,801.98 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
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The 2nd Facepunch Republic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the government seizes all major gold finds.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the death penalty has been reintroduced.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the newest shade developed by The 2nd Facepunch Republic's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts.
- : Following new legislation in
The 2nd Facepunch Republic, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.



































































































