The Questionable Copper of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Director Hector Vargas with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.093 billion Cogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Facepunch economy, worth a remarkable 6,212 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 615,564 Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign despots proudly bandstand on Facepunch airwaves, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 329,980^th in the world and 12^th in Archai for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.27 on the Bus Surprisal Index.