The Nationstates Nation of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.518 billion 2nd Facepunch Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sodom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 2nd Facepunch Republican economy, worth 780 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 309,965 Faces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,306,935 per year while the poor average 47,634, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 303,086^th in the world and 35^th in Archai for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -26 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.