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The 2nd Facepunch Republic

Population2.518 billion

CapitalNew Sodom
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Nationstates Nation of The 2nd Facepunch Republic is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.518 billion 2nd Facepunch Republicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sodom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The frighteningly efficient 2nd Facepunch Republican economy, worth 780 trillion Faces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 309,965 Faces, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,306,935 per year while the poor average 47,634, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and the police double as repo men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The 2nd Facepunch Republic's national animal is the Chimpanzee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The 2nd Facepunch Republic is ranked 303,086th in the world and 35th in Archai for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -26 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,341stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,504thMost Patriotic: 1,683rdMost Armed: 1,713thFattest Citizens: 1,782ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,012thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,028thHighest Average Incomes: 2,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,230thMost Devout: 2,478thMost Avoided: 2,649thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,719thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,887thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,025thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,149thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,225thMost Efficient Economies: 3,307thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,728thLargest Black Market: 5,055thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,198thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,561stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,808thRudest Citizens: 6,139thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,065thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,615thLargest Governments: 10,451stLargest Insurance Industry: 13,097thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,746thMost Cultured: 14,038thTop
Smartest Citizens: 16,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,745th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » PARILAND and New Stonkopolis.