The Constitutional Monarchy of Sweway is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Margareta III with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.67 billion Swewayans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trysil. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Swewayan economy, worth 446 trillion kroner or kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,167 kroner or kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweway's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is unofficial.

Sweway is ranked 304,374^th in the world and 2^nd in The Deep Sea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.45 kickbacks per hour.