The United Provinces of Sudilia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mark Williams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.805 billion Sudilians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchbury. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sudilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,263 trillion Rejurints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,836 Rejurints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

City-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, and sporting events are the biggest source of funding for Sudilian schools. Crime is totally unknown. Sudilia's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sudilia is ranked 3,155^th in the world and 71^st in the Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 58.23 average smiles per day.