The Blessed Country of Subramani is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Subramani 3 with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.801 billion Subramanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subramani City. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Subramanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,912 trillion universal currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 208,103 universal currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Subramanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, all funding starts one dime at a time, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subramani's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Subramani is ranked 54,011^th in the world and 1,616^th in Osiris for Nudest, with 200 cheeks per square mile.