The Blessed Country of Subramani is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Subramani 3 with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.224 billion Subramanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subramani City. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Subramanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,704 trillion universal currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,278 universal currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gamblers often find their stakes burnt, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subramani's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Subramani is ranked 71,707^th in the world and 3,042^nd in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,604.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.