The Blessed Country of Subramani is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Subramani 3 with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.83 billion Subramanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Subramani City. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Subramanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,915 trillion universal currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 207,940 universal currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Subramanian politicians, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Subramani's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Subramani is ranked 3,035^th in the world and 148^th in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.74 years.