The Dictatorship of Stupidgya is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 582 million Stupidgyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stupidtas. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.0%.

The powerhouse Stupidgyan economy, worth 47.1 trillion Tears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,997 Tears, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,061 per year while the poor average 17,596, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

No one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Stupidgyan politicians, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and only the richest get to see out of their windows. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stupidgya's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stupidgya is ranked 268,402^nd in the world and 213^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.