The Prophet's Land of Stewartika is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lee Song-soo with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 7.01 billion Stewartikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dwaejigris. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Stewartikan economy, worth 864 trillion Caerotis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,369 Caerotis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, school history books often refer to Lee Song-soo as "that imperialist pig dog", and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stewartika's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stewemnoelism.

Stewartika is ranked 110,575^th in the world and 12^th in RGBN for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,242.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.