The Military State of Tigslarlowducken is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glen Miller with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.503 billion Tigslarlowduckenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,822 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation shows are increasingly popular, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is h.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 288,429^th in the world and 38^th in Heart for Fattest Citizens, with 6.12 Obesity Rate.