The Military State of Tigslarlowducken is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glen Miller with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.831 billion Tigslarlowduckenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,951 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, builders across Tigslarlowducken are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government has become increasingly militant, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is h.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 221,919^th in the world and 142^nd in Force for Fattest Citizens, with 6.57 Obesity Rate.