The Naval Totalitariat of Stareogratia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.865 billion Stareogratians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Stareogratian economy, worth a remarkable 8,254 trillion new stareos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 555,326 new stareos, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Stareogratia, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stareogratia's national animal is the twin-tail dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Second Naval Mission.

Stareogratia is ranked 16,592^nd in the world and 1^st in Federated Armed States of Rewrite for Most Cultured, scoring 98 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.