Population | 14.679 billion |
Capital | Port Stareogratia |
Leader | Supreme Admiral Narrian the First |
Faith | The Second Naval Mission |
Currency | new stareo |
Animal | twin-tail dragon |
The Naval Totalitariat of Stareogratia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.679 billion Stareogratians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Stareogratian economy, worth a remarkable 7,771 trillion new stareos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,406 new stareos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,967,626 per year while the poor average 100,086, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.
Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stareogratia's national animal is the twin-tail dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Second Naval Mission.
Stareogratia is ranked 18,271st in the world and 1st in Federated Armed States of Rewrite for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, childhood friends of Supreme Admiral Narrian the First are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.