by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 506th Most Influential: 590th Most Subsidized Industry: 914th
The Federated Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Once broken - now reforged
King-admiral Narrian the First
Vice President
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.936 billion

CapitalPort Stareogratia
LeaderKing-admiral Narrian the First
FaithThe Holy Church of the Nine Commandments


The Federated Kingdom of Stareogratia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King-admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.936 billion Stareogratians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient stareogratian economy, worth 519 trillion stareos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 268,317 stareos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Stareogratia's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Church of the Nine Commandments.

Stareogratia is ranked 184,733rd in the world and 8th in Freisenaultian Union for Safest, scoring 4.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 506thMost Influential: 590thMost Subsidized Industry: 914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 969thLargest Black Market: 1,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,857thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,068thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,138thLargest Mining Sector: 4,230thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,280thFattest Citizens: 4,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,395thNudest: 5,076thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,118thMost Avoided: 5,375thMost Armed: 5,899thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,434thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,778thLargest Governments: 7,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,071stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,686thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,958thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,900thMost Secular: 12,490thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,972ndSmartest Citizens: 13,123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,043rdRudest Citizens: 17,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,695th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Stareogratia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Stareogratia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, prematurely retired barristers twitch in anxiety when they talk about their courtroom experiences.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Southern Freisenaultian Islands.

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