by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 462nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,000th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,259th
The Federated Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Once broken - now reforged
Supreme Admiral Narrian the First
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population3.35 billion

CapitalPort Stareogratia
LeaderSupreme Admiral Narrian the First
FaithThe Holy Church of the Nine Commandments

Currencynew stareo
Animaltwin-tail dragon

The Federated Kingdom of Stareogratia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.35 billion Stareogratians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient stareogratian economy, worth 822 trillion new stareos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,415 new stareos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 973,417 per year while the poor average 41,784, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Students in Stareogratia's schools rarely attend their classes, getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds, international trade is a sticky issue, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stareogratia's national animal is the twin-tail dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Holy Church of the Nine Commandments.

Stareogratia is ranked 1,259th in the world and 2nd in The Union of the Axis Powers for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 336.31 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,000thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,259thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,376thMost Avoided: 1,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,601stTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,695thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,875thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,943rdRudest Citizens: 2,163rdMost Armed: 2,245thHighest Crime Rates: 2,276thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,340thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,855thHighest Average Incomes: 2,903rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,980thLargest Black Market: 3,418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,634thNudest: 4,055thMost Secular: 4,602ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,902ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,644thSmartest Citizens: 8,893rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,055thLargest Governments: 11,871stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,527th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Stareogratia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
  • : Stareogratia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Stareogratia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, getting caught with the wrong recipe book can get you locked up for 100 - 500 megaseconds.
  • : Stareogratia's influence in The Union of the Axis Powers rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, students in Stareogratia's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, many believe that Supreme Admiral Narrian the First's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.


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