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Most Patriotic: 152ndMost Secular: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 180th
The Naval Totalitariat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Never look back
Supreme Admiral Narrian the First
Influence
Hermit
Governor / Supreme Commander of Combined Armed Forces
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Stareogratia

Population14.679 billion

CapitalPort Stareogratia
LeaderSupreme Admiral Narrian the First
FaithThe Second Naval Mission

Currencynew stareo
Animaltwin-tail dragon

The Naval Totalitariat of Stareogratia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Admiral Narrian the First with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.679 billion Stareogratians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Stareogratia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Stareogratian economy, worth a remarkable 7,771 trillion new stareos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,406 new stareos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,967,626 per year while the poor average 100,086, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stareogratia's national animal is the twin-tail dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Second Naval Mission.

Stareogratia is ranked 18,271st in the world and 1st in Federated Armed States of Rewrite for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Patriotic: 152ndMost Secular: 152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 180thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 302ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 332ndHighest Average Incomes: 339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 386thLargest Retail Industry: 394thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 434thMost Avoided: 443rdLargest Insurance Industry: 570thLargest Agricultural Sector: 607thMost Scientifically Advanced: 621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 717thLargest Mining Sector: 734thMost Efficient Economies: 747thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 883rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 912thSmartest Citizens: 1,166thMost Armed: 1,320thLargest Black Market: 1,379thHighest Economic Output: 1,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,934thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,081stLargest Governments: 2,232ndFattest Citizens: 2,383rdRudest Citizens: 2,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,755thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,450thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,408thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,781stLowest Crime Rates: 8,130thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,720thNudest: 12,990thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,288thMost Developed: 18,250thMost Cultured: 18,271stMost Influential: 21,212thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,081stMost Authoritarian: 25,964thLargest Populations: 27,274th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, childhood friends of Supreme Admiral Narrian the First are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Stareogratia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.

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