The Kingdom of Stalmarc is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Kyrios Rindholm Stal II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.807 billion Stalmarcians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pantheon. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stalmarcian economy, worth 459 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,655 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces insist that UFOs aren't real... yet, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love King Kyrios Rindholm Stal II, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stalmarc's national animal is the Lion Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stalmarc is ranked 256,046^th in the world and 1,237^th in the Plains of Perdition for Nudest, with 64.5 cheeks per square mile.