The Squarian Republic of Squarelandiuh is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Square Squareson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.203 billion Squarelandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novifindi. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Squarelandian economy, worth 448 trillion Squarelandian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,703 Squarelandian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squarelandiuh's national animal is the square, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Squarism.

Squarelandiuh is ranked 214,236^th in the world and 11^th in Squareworld for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -5 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.