The United People of Soviet Farm is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.952 billion Soviet Farmians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grohiik Hiim. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Farmian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,836 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers, and Leader can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Farm's national animal is the Werewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Farm is ranked 96,020^th in the world and 4,276^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 185.52 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.