The Universal Cakeist Empire of South Namante is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Hachay IV Nama-çi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.119 billion South Namanteans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naman-çe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Namantean economy, worth 340 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,529 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 774,478 per year while the poor average 19,345, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, the falcon stadiums are open 24/7, businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, and distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the South Namantean throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Namante's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of South Namante.

South Namante is ranked 45,190^th in the world and 653^rd in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 78.66 on the Human Development Index.