The Parliamentary Democracy of South Ccanda is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premiere Chancellor Jack with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.63 billion Ccandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daedalus. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Ccandan economy, worth 505 trillion Ccandan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,793 Ccandan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Ccanda's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

South Ccanda is ranked 238,350^th in the world and 12,573^rd in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.