The Supreme Blessed State of Sonakion is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Second Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.395 billion Sonakions are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sonakion City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sonakion economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Snöne dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,928 Snöne dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barber shops need government approval before introducing new hairstyles, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and teenage boys are raving about how the latest AI assistant sounds exactly like a sexy movie star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sonakion's national animal is the Strygian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leaderism.

Sonakion is ranked 6,812^th in the world and 356^th in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.29 years.