The United Union of Sisdonia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King gisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.394 billion Sisdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sesdera. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sisdonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,324 trillion Dedlins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 343,818 Dedlins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,725,110 per year while the poor average 38,392, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

Kindergartners are taught to loathe poor trigger discipline and citrus, proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, many Sisdonians are their brothers' keepers, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sisdonia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Truism.

Sisdonia is ranked 317,555^th in the world and 67^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -63 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.