The Federative Republic of Sinferopol is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Bill NK with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 6.887 billion Sinferopolians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascencion. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sinferopolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,288 trillion Petruses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,113 Petruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The black market offers sweet deals, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinferopol's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinferopol is ranked 13,478^th in the world and 2^nd in The Sacred Elite for Highest Average Incomes, with 187,113.67 Standard Monetary Units.