Population | 261 million |
Capital | Saint Zuckersburg |
Currency | Joe buck |
Animal | Alpha male |
The Dictatorship of Sigmaville Oklahoma is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 261 million Sigmaville Oklahomans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Zuckersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sigmaville Oklahoman economy, worth 25.2 trillion Joe bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,573 Joe bucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,893 per year while the poor average 11,264, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sigmaville Oklahoma's national animal is the Alpha male, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sigmaville Oklahoma is ranked 12,392nd in the world and 9th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,518.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset.
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Sigmaville Oklahoma changed its national capital to "Saint Zuckersburg".
- : Following new legislation in Sigmaville Oklahoma, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Saint Zuckersburg.
- : Sigmaville Oklahoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.