The Federal Republic of Serzchepha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Pano Kadisi with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 26.006 billion Sergovards are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evlari. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergovard economy, worth a remarkable 4,074 trillion Lishevas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 156,667 Lishevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

No personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serzchepha's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serzchepha is ranked 74,094^th in the world and 6^th in Kingdom for Longest Average Lifespans, with 77.57 years.