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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 931stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,940th
The Federal Republic of
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Population16.094 billion

LeaderPresident Pano Kadisi


The Federal Republic of Serzchepha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Pano Kadisi with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.094 billion Sergovards enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evlari. The average income tax rate is 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sergovard economy, worth a remarkable 2,496 trillion Lishevas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 155,099 Lishevas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and many friends and relatives of President Pano Kadisi have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serzchepha's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Serzchepha is ranked 31,546th in the world and 1st in Elpesia for Rudest Citizens, with 87.16 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 931stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,940thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,864thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,038thHighest Economic Output: 6,261stMost Cultured: 9,602ndTop
Safest: 12,126thHighest Average Incomes: 13,117thLargest Populations: 14,375thMost Efficient Economies: 14,946thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,849thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,977thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,231stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,655thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,811thSmartest Citizens: 21,708thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,238thMost Developed: 22,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,729th

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