The Free Republic of Serailia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by DRB with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 10.053 billion Serailians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serailis. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Serailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,632 trillion Serails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,415 Serails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People typically base their votes on which party has the cutest logo, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and there's never enough space in space. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serailia's national animal is the wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Serailia is ranked 92,261^st in the world and 309^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 64.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.