Population | 30.95 billion |
Capital | Segmentia |
Leader | Empress Divine |
Faith | The Imperial Church |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Xenomorph |
The Empire of Segmentia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Divine with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 30.95 billion Segmentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segmentia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The all-consuming Segmentian economy, worth a remarkable 5,664 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,014 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segmentia's national animal is the Xenomorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Church.
Segmentia is ranked 718th in the world and 1st in United Group for Lowest Crime Rates, with 180.86 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Segmentia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Segmentia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Segmentian sovereign territory.
- : Following new legislation in Segmentia, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.