The Empire of Segmentia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Divine with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.454 billion Segmentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segmentia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The all-consuming Segmentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,693 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,621 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, the only science is political science, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Segmentia's national animal is the Xenomorph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Imperial Church.

Segmentia is ranked 516^th in the world and 1^st in United Group for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 26,645.13 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.