The People's Republic of Sediczja is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Janek Smrnoslaw with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 7.765 billion Sediczjans, 7.388 billion of whom are zombies, are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bjelozamok. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The strong Sediczjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,513 trillion czerwonecs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 121,695 czerwonecs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, Janek Smrnoslaw is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sediczja's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sediczja is ranked 664^th in the world and 39^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,435.54 on the Clooney Contribution Index.