The Großartigkeit of SdKfz 186 is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Oberbefehlshaber Faust with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.544 billion SdKfzns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiel. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SdKfz 186ian economy, worth a remarkable 9,749 trillion Volksmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 282,221 Volksmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Oberbefehlshaber Faust, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. SdKfz 186's national animal is the Volksadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

SdKfz 186 is ranked 3,185^th in the world and 5^th in Nordic Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.46 law-abiding acts per hour.