The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jason Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.459 billion San Lumenese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 7,140 trillion Giselles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,626 Giselles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Jason Hohenzollern can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, and the official San Lumenian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 306,047^th in the world and 18^th in Mediterranean for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.11 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.