The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jason Hohenzollern with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.583 billion San Lumenese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,319 trillion Giselles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,776 Giselles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 65,160^th in the world and 9^th in Mediterranean for Most Extreme, scoring 19.27 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.