The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jason Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.679 billion San Lumenese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,619 trillion Giselles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,352 Giselles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 303,388^th in the world and 29^th in Mediterranean for Fattest Citizens, with 1.7 Obesity Rate.