The Kingdom of San Lumen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Jason Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.139 billion San Lumenese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient San Lumenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,921 trillion Giselles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,269 Giselles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Lumen's national animal is the Mute Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Lumen is ranked 2,708^th in the world and 1^st in Mediterranean for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 18,951.07 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.