The Holy Empire of Saint Halo is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 434 million Saint Haloans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The all-consuming Saint Haloan economy, worth 41.1 trillion Todo's a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 94,605 Todo's, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 662,910 per year while the poor average 4,624, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, foreign nationals who stumble near Saint Halo are harbingers of war, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Saint Halo's national animal is the Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saint Halo is ranked 322,010^th in the world and 47^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 239.59 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.