The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 48.088 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 22,955 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 477,366 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Windows in Garfield don't have much of a view, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 332,553^rd in the world and 5^th in A Slice of Surreality for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -38.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.