The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.328 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,935 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 426,910 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 247,208^th in the world and 180^th in Texas for Most Armed, with 0.07 weapons per person.