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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
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Safj

Population36.582 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.582 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,380 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,426 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 218,637th in the world and 166th in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 93.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thHighest Food Quality: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12thMost Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Pacifist: 15thLargest Governments: 16thMost Inclusive: 17thNicest Citizens: 19thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rdMost Cultured: 23rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Developed: 26thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thBest Weather: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 35thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 44thHealthiest Citizens: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stSmartest Citizens: 52ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 78thMost Subsidized Industry: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 168thHighest Economic Output: 172ndLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 320thSafest: 383rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 535thHighest Average Incomes: 662ndLargest Populations: 941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 978thMost Influential: 2,265thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,504thMost Secular: 2,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,253rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,987thNudest: 9,809thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,455thMost Stationary: 16,974thMost Income Equality: 17,862ndHighest Drug Use: 18,220th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Tree Person's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Garfield spends billions upgrading public transport.

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