The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.582 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,380 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,426 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 218,637^th in the world and 166^th in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 93.24 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.