The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.759 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 11,481 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 373,261 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 166,892^nd in the world and 177^th in Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -65.97 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.