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The Serene Dodo Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.8 billion Safjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empathy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 10,143 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 352,213 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 179,087th in the world and 168th in Texas for Most Armed, with 0.05 Weapons Per Person.

Most Developed: 3rdMost Inclusive: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 21stLargest Governments: 21stMost Pacifist: 22ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thBest Weather: 27thNicest Citizens: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28thMost Cultured: 35thHealthiest Citizens: 37thMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Rebellious Youth: 49thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68thSmartest Citizens: 91stMost Subsidized Industry: 139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 149thSafest: 175thHighest Poor Incomes: 176thLowest Crime Rates: 224thHighest Economic Output: 242ndHighest Average Incomes: 707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 715thLargest Populations: 1,076thMost Efficient Economies: 1,663rdTop
Most Influential: 3,100thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,769thMost Politically Free: 5,544thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,756thNudest: 6,856thHighest Drug Use: 7,413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,496thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,235th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the region

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