Most Inclusive: 5th Most Developed: 5th Largest Welfare Programs: 11th
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The Wanderlust Paradise of Safj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archon Wassner with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.957 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corinth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth a remarkable 8,600 trillion Ivoxes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,060 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and Archon Wassner's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 160,714th in the world and 167th in Texas for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -54.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Inclusive: 5thMost Developed: 5thLargest Welfare Programs: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thLongest Average Lifespans: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 24thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27thMost Beautiful Environments: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28thMost Pacifist: 32ndLargest Governments: 35thNicest Citizens: 36thBest Weather: 37thMost Cheerful Citizens: 41stMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdHealthiest Citizens: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 57thMost Cultured: 58thSmartest Citizens: 130thHighest Poor Incomes: 130thSafest: 159thLeast Corrupt Governments: 189thLowest Crime Rates: 211thMost Subsidized Industry: 215thHighest Economic Output: 298thHighest Average Incomes: 904thLargest Populations: 1,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,696thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,133rdMost Influential: 6,726thMost Devout: 6,926thNudest: 7,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,414thTop
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Most Politically Free: 11,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,219thHighest Drug Use: 15,595thMost Income Equality: 15,713th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Archon Wassner's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Safj's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Archon Wassner's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.

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