by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 3rd Most Inclusive: 6th Longest Average Lifespans: 8th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population29.675 billion

LeaderTree Person


The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.675 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 10,873 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 366,436 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, hospitals in Safj are too busy serving the needs of Texas to see Safjians, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 32nd in the world and 2nd in Texas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 99.03 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Developed: 3rdMost Inclusive: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 8thLargest Welfare Programs: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16thMost Advanced Public Education: 19thLargest Governments: 21stMost Pacifist: 21stNicest Citizens: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25thBest Weather: 27thMost Cheerful Citizens: 32ndMost Cultured: 32ndHealthiest Citizens: 43rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 44thMost Rebellious Youth: 45thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rdSmartest Citizens: 78thMost Subsidized Industry: 134thLeast Corrupt Governments: 153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 162ndSafest: 182ndLowest Crime Rates: 206thHighest Economic Output: 239thHighest Average Incomes: 684thLargest Populations: 1,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,200thMost Efficient Economies: 1,709thHighest Drug Use: 1,776thTop
Most Influential: 2,772ndMost Politically Free: 4,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,532ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,185thNudest: 7,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,156thTop
Most Secular: 13,538thMost Extreme: 18,237th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
Safest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the region

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