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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Secretary of World Assembly Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Safj

Population35.204 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.204 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,452 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 410,533 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and Tree Person's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 47th in the world and 1st in Texas for Healthiest Citizens, with 68.61 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 14thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15thMost Advanced Public Education: 15thMost Pacifist: 16thLargest Governments: 19thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 25thMost Cultured: 26thMost Developed: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thBest Weather: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 39thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40thHealthiest Citizens: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thSmartest Citizens: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 98thMost Subsidized Industry: 150thHighest Economic Output: 184thHighest Poor Incomes: 202ndLowest Crime Rates: 239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 351stMost Efficient Economies: 355thSafest: 421stHighest Average Incomes: 692ndLargest Populations: 966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,102ndTop
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Most Influential: 2,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,874thMost Secular: 5,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,788thNudest: 9,554thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15,919thHighest Drug Use: 17,406thMost Stationary: 19,287th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Safj was endorsed by The Monarchy of Neuber.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Tree Person's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, saying "don't do anything that Tree Person wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Safj voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Northern Borland".

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