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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thLargest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
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Safj

Population38.606 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.606 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 16,809 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,410 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Safjian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Ivox mansions, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and Tree Person's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 269,587th in the world and 174th in Texas for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.14 crimes per hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thLargest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12thLargest Governments: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thHighest Food Quality: 14thMost Pacifist: 14thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Inclusive: 20thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21stMost Cultured: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 24thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25thMost Developed: 28thLongest Average Lifespans: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 35thBest Weather: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thHealthiest Citizens: 43rdSmartest Citizens: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 48thLeast Corrupt Governments: 65thHighest Economic Output: 169thMost Subsidized Industry: 196thHighest Poor Incomes: 200thLowest Crime Rates: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 297thSafest: 328thHighest Average Incomes: 664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 829thLargest Populations: 926thMost Influential: 2,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,082ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,075thMost Secular: 6,143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,980thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,216thNudest: 9,867thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,509thMost Income Equality: 25,439thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,483rd
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Tree Person's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Ivox mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the Safjian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the Garfield Film Festival recently voted 'Safjian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.

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