The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.606 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 16,809 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 435,410 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Safjian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Ivox mansions, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and Tree Person's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 269,587^th in the world and 174^th in Texas for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.14 crimes per hour.