The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.576 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 13,219 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,718 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 178,336^th in the world and 198^th in Texas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -32.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.