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Largest Welfare Programs: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 10th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
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Safj

Population37.328 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.328 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 15,935 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 426,910 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 247,208th in the world and 180th in Texas for Most Armed, with 0.07 weapons per person.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thHighest Food Quality: 13thMost Pacifist: 13thLargest Governments: 15thMost Inclusive: 19thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22ndMost Cultured: 25thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Developed: 28thBest Weather: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 33rdMost Rebellious Youth: 35thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 43rdSmartest Citizens: 49thMost Advanced Public Transport: 55thLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thHighest Economic Output: 172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 192ndLowest Crime Rates: 222ndMost Efficient Economies: 308thSafest: 364thMost Valuable International Artwork: 522ndHighest Average Incomes: 659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 900thLargest Populations: 935thMost Influential: 2,165thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,237thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,663rdMost Secular: 5,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,605thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,293rdNudest: 9,696thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,783rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,892ndMost Income Equality: 23,404th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, Safj's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.

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