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Most Developed: 4th Longest Average Lifespans: 10th Largest Welfare Programs: 11th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
Influence
Truckler
Secretary of World Assembly Affairs
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Safj

Population30.759 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.759 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 11,481 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 373,261 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 166,892nd in the world and 177th in Texas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -65.97 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Developed: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 10thLargest Welfare Programs: 11thMost Inclusive: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 20thMost Pacifist: 21stLargest Governments: 23rdNicest Citizens: 24thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27thBest Weather: 33rdMost Cultured: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 39thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 59thSmartest Citizens: 80thMost Subsidized Industry: 129thLeast Corrupt Governments: 171stSafest: 183rdLowest Crime Rates: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 220thHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndHighest Average Incomes: 676thLargest Populations: 1,034thMost Efficient Economies: 1,617thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,061stHighest Drug Use: 2,130thMost Influential: 2,703rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,954thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,700thNudest: 6,724thMost Politically Free: 6,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,816thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,341stTop
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Most Secular: 15,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,950th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Safj lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Safj voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".
  • : Safj was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.

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