The Holy Borneon Empire of Sabah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fuhrer-President with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 31.187 billion Sabahan have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jesselton. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sabahan economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Borneon Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,774 Borneon Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabah's national animal is the Borneon Pygmy Elephants, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Sabah is ranked 98,264^th in the world and 4,429^th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 181.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.