The Republic of Rynagria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Abraham Rogers with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.826 billion Rynagrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gabrencia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rynagrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,098 trillion Rynagrian Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,863 Rynagrian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, Rynagrians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rynagria's national animal is the Seasonic Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Rynagria is ranked 304,437^th in the world and 5^th in The LAGC for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -763.53 on the Hayek Index.