The Republic of Rynagria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Fernando Berkeley with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.085 billion Rynagrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Gabrencia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rynagrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,260 trillion Rynagrian Pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,907 Rynagrian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, Rynagrians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rynagria's national animal is the Seasonic Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Rynagria is ranked 2,046^th in the world and 1^st in The ACSN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 143.74 law-abiding acts per hour.