The Dread And Holy Realm of Royal Frankia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Dread Sovereign Gerwann X with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.852 billion Royal Frankians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerwanna. The average income tax rate is 26.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Royal Frankian economy, worth 919 trillion Wulffigs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,194 Wulffigs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Atkanism has been named as Royal Frankia's national religion, Dread Sovereign Gerwann X has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, builders across Royal Frankia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Frankia's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atkanism.

Royal Frankia is ranked 284,817^th in the world and 2^nd in facebook nations for Smartest Citizens, with 15.51 quips per hour.