The Multicultural Utopia of Rosenbergi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Lucas with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.998 billion Rosenbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salton. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The thriving Rosenbergian economy, worth 172 trillion Imperial Roses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 86,566 Imperial Roses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Rosenbergian Crime Prevention Agency closely scans millions of digital shopping lists for signs of insurrection, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosenbergi's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosenbergi is ranked 138,223^rd in the world and 3^rd in Rosenbergian Empire for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 489.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.