The Empire of Romanic Imperium is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Jaguar Aquilion with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 5.956 billion Romans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanic Imperiumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion Dracmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,139 Dracmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanic Imperium's national animal is the Golden Isles Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Paganism.

Romanic Imperium is ranked 240,683^rd in the world and 9,851^st in Osiris for Most Politically Free, scoring 31.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.