The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Navigator Joe Brown with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, devout population of 44.576 billion WerePenguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumont D Urville. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient WerePenguinian economy, worth an astonishing 10,544 trillion Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 236,545 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pinkie promises are a matter of life and death, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, all the cool kids have tetanus, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Retired WerePenguins's national animal is the tourist, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Naked Now.

Retired WerePenguins is ranked 102,883^rd in the world and 5^th in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,228.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.