The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.76 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,381 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,768 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, firefighters fight fires with return fire, and the official Mesquite Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 120,209^th in the world and 13^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,761.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.