The Confederate of Republic of Mesque is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kralj Đogovski with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.037 billion Mesquites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesqüe Mundi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mesquite economy, worth a remarkable 3,545 trillion Reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,550 Reáls, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, the Mesquite football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Republic of Mesque's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Mesque is ranked 4,765^th in the world and 3^rd in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Safest, scoring 130.13 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.