The United Federation of Relikai is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Silverheart with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.278 billion Relikans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silvana. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Relikaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,220 trillion Relics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,813 Relics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Relikai's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Relika.

Relikai is ranked 12,459^th in the world and 635^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 86.4 quips per hour.