The Most Primitive in Zombieland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Zombieland is ranked 7,582nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Flu Epidemic of Walking Dead | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Brains!” | |
| 2. |  The Apocalypse Wasteland Mayor of Zombie | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “BRAINS...” | |
| 3. |  The Darkened Ballroom of Moon Dancers | Corporate Police State | “Its A Marvelous Night For A Moondance” | |
| 4. |  The Operation Bite-Mark of Zombie Dude | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I'd like to eat your face, taste your flesh in my teeth” | |
| 5. |  The Men in Black Agents of K and J | New York Times Democracy | “Set for pulsar level five subsonic implosion factor two” | |
| 6. |  The Evil Empire of The Umbrella Corporation- | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Nine out of every ten homes contain our products.” | |
| 7. |  The Vaults filled with BRAINS of Zombie Bank | Capitalizt | “Brains.....” | |
| 8. |  The Ravenous Undead Rage of Crawling Zombie | Authoritarian Democracy | “Well, I'm the Crawlin' King Snake And I rule my den...” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Zombie Belle | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see” | |
| 10. |  The Borderlands of BotumlesPit | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Falling falling, falling on down.” |
