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I am a god.

Post self-deleted by The spanish inquisitions.

The spanish inquisitions

Northern Ateria wrote:I am a god.

We have decided that you are a heretic.
Anything you wish to say before we decide on your punishment?

The spanish inquisitions wrote:We have decided that you are a heretic.
Anything you wish to say before we decide on your punishment?

...according to all known laws of aviation: a bee shouldn't BEE able to fly...

http://kingkong.wikia.com/wiki/Carnictis

The spanish inquisitions

Northern Ateria wrote:...according to all known laws of aviation: a bee shouldn't BEE able to fly...
http://kingkong.wikia.com/wiki/Carnictis

We shall now stone you.

The spanish inquisitions wrote:We shall now stone you.

*takes stones*

Yo, I'm the executioner around here. We don't do stoning. We do hangings. Now, we do have an opening for an assistant, you'll get paid about $10 an hour...

The spanish inquisitions wrote:We shall now stone you.

If you want me to stop making bee puns why don't you tell me to buzz off? It might sting but...

*sigh*

Stoning doesn't fly with me. And bee careful when throwing these nuts at me.

The spanish inquisitions

Ranoria wrote:*takes stones*
Yo, I'm the executioner around here. We don't do stoning. We do hangings. Now, we do have an opening for an assistant, you'll get paid about $10 an hour...

Nah, if I show up anywhere regularly, people will expect me there.
And no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Post self-deleted by The spanish inquisitions.

The spanish inquisitions

Northern Ateria wrote:If you want me to stop making bee puns why don't you tell me to buzz off? It might sting but...
*sigh*
Stoning doesn't fly with me. And bee careful when throwing these nuts at me.

You're barking up the wrong tree.
Even if puns are merely oak-y, I still enjoy them.
Yew won't be-leaf the amount of pines I make
It's overwh-elming.
I suggest ou stop horsing around.
No one expects the Spanish Equistrian.

The spanish inquisitions wrote:You're barking up the wrong tree.
Even if puns are merely oak-y, I still enjoy them.
Yew won't be-leaf the amount of pines I make
It's overwh-elming.
I suggest ou stop horsing around.
No one expects the Spanish Equistrian.

That inquisition really swamped a lot of blood on their hands.

Good thing it's all ogre for now.

The spanish inquisitions

Northern Ateria wrote:That inquisition really swamped a lot of blood on their hands.
Good thing it's all ogre for now.

You think it's over, but we are here now.
Shrek reference, plus one stone.

The spanish inquisitions wrote:Nah, if I show up anywhere regularly, people will expect me there.
And no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Everyone expects the inquisition now.

Post self-deleted by Interlatist.

The spanish inquisitions

Bycrest wrote:Everyone expects the inquisition now.

Consarn!
Foiled again!
Time to go hide in a corner.

Bycrest wrote:Everyone expects the inquisition now.

But did you expect...

THE COMFY CHAIR?!

*Ties up Bycrest in a comfy chair.*

And now for something completely different.

Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land.

That you understand

Twinister wrote:And now for something completely different.

*Explosion.*

Apples

POLL
VOTEH
NAOW

Ebnious wrote:POLL
VOTEH
NAOW

What poll?

Well, don't miss my film I just uploaded. It's been weeks since I've uploaded anything, but, today is the day you know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm6hZLQ8NPg

Free Empire of the Low Isles wrote:What poll?

My poll

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