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Nouvelle-quebec

Guten tag mein Liebe Westphalia!!! How is everyone doing

Wandering Wallabies, Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

How is everyone been doing?? I hope yall are all doing alright. May all be well in glorious Westphalia

Wandering Wallabies, Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

Nouvelle-quebec wrote:Guten tag mein Liebe Westphalia!!! How is everyone doing

Nuer-texias wrote:How is everyone been doing?? I hope yall are all doing alright. May all be well in glorious Westphalia

Very Good Sirs!

Cannula and The westphalian post

Livoniapolis

ALL debt collection telephonic communications must be recorded. They refuse recording, the new law is that their case against whomever is abolished.

Cannula and Ecotopia2

Aengland-saexland

Hello!
It's been a few days..

Cannula and Ecotopia2

Aengland-saexland wrote:Hello!
It's been a few days..

Noooo kidding!

I’m glad to see you all start trickling back in, slowly but surely 😂

Wannahackalugie, Ecotopia2, and Aengland-saexland

Ecotopia2 wrote:So what brought you to Westphalia? I see you were refounded in Balder.

Not to be hostile when asking you this, but are you a puppet?

Puppet of Ravkania

Cannula, Ecotopia2, Eclandia, and The westphalian post

Ecotopia2 wrote:Welcome The westphalian post!

So now we have five outlets?

Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

New Technocratic Prussia wrote:So now we have five outlets?

I suppose so!

Cannula and The westphalian post

The westphalian post

GOOD MORNING WESTPHALIA!

Thoughts Of The People

Q: Daaaaaaad, as a citizen of Westfalen Westphalia, what are your thoughts on the region and its affairs?
A:
"I believe that if Westfalen Westphalia wants to have affairs, that is its own affair, so long as nobody gets hurt or catches a disease. If Westfalen Westphalia happens to get pregnant, then we can all pitch in to raise it into its own little republic, although we should feed it banana republics at first, to ensure proper development."

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The Weather

In today's weather forecast, temperatures this morning across Westfalen Westphalia have ranged from the high forties to the lower fifties (47-53°F) and high humidity. Later today, we should see a rise in temperature, starting at 8:00 CEST, and continuing up into the upper sixties (68-69°F) at 18:00 CEST. As already stated, humidity will be at an 85% high, with low winds, but there are low chances of precipitation for today (0-13%), despite expectations of there being cloudy skies.
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As for the rest of the week, there will be a quick change with rain and coming down into the north-east of the region, with possible thunderstorms Friday. As for temperatures, they will remain stagnant with lows in the lower 50s, and highs in the lower 70s.
That is all for this week's weather! Keep cool, and continue to have a wonderful summer!

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Dope Industry

In a statement earlier this week, Cannula, the head producer of the controversial drug Oatcaine, has announced that due the destruction following the takeover and occupation of Westphalia, Oatcaine won't be on the market any time soon. In response, there have been multiple reports of rioting and looting across the region, while in other instances celebrations were made, with large and beautiful fireworks displays planned for later this week. Overall the reaction has been mixed.
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Satellite Imagery shows factories that previously produced an estimated 3 tons a day of Oatcaine, destroyed in what some may guess was a firebomb campaign during the time period of initial resistance to the infamous Black Hawks. When questioned on whether Oatcaine will ever make a comeback, Cannula replied in saying that such a thing is possible for the foreseeable future. Following this, the Cannula government has invested in what some can only speculate to be production or storage facilities, for what purpose is not certain. When asking Cannula for personal comment on the whole situation, there was no reply. Despite the few days of tense peace following some violent reactions, it is clear that unless an official decision is made soon on resolving the issue, we should expect further riots and disorder. Keep safe, keep your doors locked, and don't resort to snorting flour. This is The westphalian post, out
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Government Reconstruction

In a leak from the government, documents show what seems to be newly written policies pertaining to various branches of government. That includes plans for a "People's President" and Parliament, Upper and Lower Courts, various Ministries whose responsibilities extend to the outer and inner affairs of Westfalen Westphalia, The Royal Family, and the mysterious Council of Elders itself. With no comment The Council of Elders currently exercising control over the region, it can only be speculated that perhaps these documents will be integrated into the standing constitution our beloved Emperor has written. Until an official announcement has been made, it is unknown how our government will use these documents. But until until then, we'll be monitoring the situation. This is The westphalian post, out.
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Question Of The Day

Where is New vlandia?

Wannahackalugie, Wandering Wallabies, Cannula, Ecotopia2, and 4 othersNew Technocratic Prussia, Eclandia, Aengland-saexland, and Daaaaaaad

Aengland-saexland

I'll be busy until the 25th, as that's the day of the last test of my summer courses. Sorry for the recent inactivity, I'll be online much more in two weeks

Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

Aengland-saexland wrote:I'll be busy until the 25th, as that's the day of the last test of my summer courses. Sorry for the recent inactivity, I'll be online much more in two weeks

We look forward to it!

Cannula, Aengland-saexland, and The westphalian post

Welcome, Xandrovinia! Willkommen in unserer Region, und finden Sie einen Platz für sich. Sie sind hier unter Freunden!

Wandering Wallabies, Cannula, Aengland-saexland, and The westphalian post

Ecotopia2 wrote:Welcome, Xandrovinia! Willkommen in unserer Region, und finden Sie einen Platz für sich. Sie sind hier unter Freunden!

Eek

Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

The grand rahambian library

New Technocratic Prussia wrote:Someone’s salty

****We lost all our history I was a little bit salty about it****

Im over it now; how's everyone?

Wannahackalugie, Cannula, Ecotopia2, Eclandia, and 1 otherThe westphalian post

The grand rahambian library wrote:****We lost all our history I was a little bit salty about it****

Im over it now; how's everyone?

Very good! Glad you're back!
How's the beginning of the history of Westfalen Westphalia coming along?

Wannahackalugie, Cannula, and The westphalian post

New Technocratic Prussia wrote:Eek

No kidding

Ecotopia2 and The westphalian post

Well I'm back from life they need to fix it it's to unbalanced and some people are to over powered they need to restart the servers once in a while or make new ones and they should add a creative mode but I think the devs stopped working on the game. What did I miss

Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

The westphalian post

Britannia1 wrote:Well I'm back from life they need to fix it it's to unbalanced and some people are to over powered they need to restart the servers once in a while or make new ones and they should add a creative mode but I think the devs stopped working on the game. What did I miss

Besides building the foundation for the government, building friendsships with large regions, the fall of Westphalia. Nothing much

Britannia1, Cannula, and Ecotopia2

The westphalian post wrote:Besides building the foundation for the government, building friendsships with large regions, the fall of Westphalia. Nothing much

When did we fall

Cannula, Ecotopia2, and The westphalian post

The westphalian post

Foreign Matters For Westphalia

---Friends & Embassies---

RHINIA

The RHINIA Map Roleplay created by Patek phillippe has started a couple days ago. A few days before that, Patek phillippe extended an invitation to Westfalen Westphalia to participate in the RP:
"We still have a few slots on our RP left and we require nations to fill them. If you would like to join TG your claim to me. First in best dressed. To participate you will require a nation in RHINIA."
When we asked Patek phillippe about the success of the RP, he replied,"It has just begun and I mean it is doing ok. It only started yesterday tho so I guess we will have to wait a little longer to see how it goes in the long run."

Union of Liberal Nations

Besides election season, a recent influx of regions has come into the region from the reportedly "dead" region. There was no clarification on what region specifically, so the best guess is the East Pacific.

Union of the Kind Ones[b]

A parliamentary meeting is to start soon.

[b]New Western Empire

For several weeks the region has faced an enemy. He has attempted to rig an election in their region, but was caught at the last second. After being exiled, this enemy turned the allies of NWE against the region, with many consequences in the fallout, including a banning of their reporters. As of now, no one in the region knows what may happen, so the New Westers always have their guard up. As for their enemy, his name is Josh.

Recently, an incident occurred where in an RP, an individual wanted full executive control. He was denied, there was a fight, and he then freaked out. He later tried raiding New Western Empire, but failed. Chaos enveloped the region, and panic was in the air. Eventually, he was banned. Not heard from since. There was no apparent connection between this individual and Josh.

In other news, elections are beginning to finished up in NWE, a crucial part to their rebuilding process.
As for other news, elections are finishing up in their region, which is a crucial step towards rebuild the region.

This is The westphalian post, out.

Livoniapolis, Cannula, Ecotopia2, Eclandia, and 3 othersAengland-saexland, Patek phillippe, and Daaaaaaad

The westphalian post

Britannia1 wrote:When did we fall

The damn Black Hawks stole our roost and made it their own. We were fools to not refound when we had the chance. But now...we have a new home. A new home, and the Westphalians surviving. May the river Rhine forever run through Westphalia.

Britannia1, Cannula, Ecotopia2, and Daaaaaaad

Britannia1 wrote:When did we fall

I believe you were still around for the invasion, but things didn’t totally fall apart until...April? May? Somewhere around there.

Britannia1 and Ecotopia2

Cannula wrote:I believe you were still around for the invasion, but things didn’t totally fall apart until...April? May? Somewhere around there.

I say in a rough, drunken Russian accent: A sad sad day.....Mother Westphalia, why did I leave you? I leave you for a while, and when i come back, you're gone. Forgive me. Forgive us...

Britannia1 and Cannula

The westphalian post wrote:GOOD MORNING WESTPHALIA!

Question Of The Day

Where is New vlandia?

New Vlandia is found wherever hearts are true, when we rise to our true calling, when the morning dew glistens in the unobstructed light of a fresh day. Look in the place where your missing socks are never found, and there, my friend, there you will find New Vlandia.

Cannula, Ecotopia2, New Technocratic Prussia, and Aengland-saexland

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