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The islands of versilia wrote:*Begins purring*

"I don't... I don't like this."

The islands of versilia wrote:“i willlllll~”
“... i will spike her mead”
“and blame it on you”
“...”
*Begins purring*

"You evlul lil' vampire."
"Don't do it."
"Why would I spike her drink?"
*continues teh head pats*
"Be a gud vampy, do the right thing."

The islands of versilia

Space wizard wrote:"I don't... I don't like this."

“vampires purr when experiencing pleasing or relaxing stimulus. The vibrations caused by purring helps relax the body and steady biological functions.”

Wobbegong and Space wizard

The islands of versilia

Wobbegong wrote:"You evlul lil' vampire."
"Don't do it."
"Why would I spike her drink?"
*continues teh head pats*
"Be a gud vampy, do the right thing."

“Fine... gimme a cuddly plush as payment plox”

The islands of versilia wrote:“vampires purr when experiencing pleasing or relaxing stimulus. The vibrations caused by purring helps relax the body and steady biological functions.”

"I don't speak science."
"nor do i understand it."
"Explain it anyway you want, I still feel like I need an adult."

The islands of versilia wrote:“Fine... gimme a cuddly plush plox as payment”

"Give me X so I don't Y."
"That's like bribery or something..."

"You want a plush of Mal, Sahk'ni, me, yourself?"

The islands of versilia

Wobbegong wrote:"Give me X so I don't Y."
"That's like bribery or something..."

"You want a plush of Mal, Sahk'ni, me, yourself?"

“ja”
“Mal plox”

Space wizard wrote:"I don't speak science."
"nor do i understand it."
"Explain it anyway you want, I still feel like I need an adult."

I am an adult

The islands of versilia wrote:“ja”
“Mal plox”

I am an adult

*cries*

The islands of versilia and Kuela

Space wizard wrote:"I don't speak science."
"nor do i understand it."
"Explain it anyway you want, I still feel like I need an adult."

"Watch Bill Nye, I heard he's a science kind of guy."

The islands of versilia wrote:“ja”
“Mal plox”

I am an adult

"You devil..."
"K, life size? Nah, I'll make it Akel size."

"You're a nation thou..."

The islands of versilia

The islands of versilia

Wobbegong wrote:"Watch Bill Nye, I heard he's a science kind of guy.""You devil..."
"K, life size? Nah, I'll make it Akel size."

"You're a nation thou..."

“fank”

“Shhhhhhhhhhh”

Wobbegong wrote:"Watch Bill Nye, I heard he's a science kind of guy."

"I heard he's a cuck. But that's none of my business."

The islands of versilia wrote:“fank”

“Shhhhhhhhhhh”

"Butt..."

The islands of versilia

Wobbegong wrote:"Butt..."

“just accept it”

Space wizard wrote:"I heard he's a cuck. But that's none of my business."

"I've read you were circumcised, but that's none of my business."

The islands of versilia wrote:“just accept it”

"..."
*accepts*

The islands of versilia

Wobbegong wrote:"I've read you were circumcised, but that's none of my business.""..."
*accepts*

“... i gotta go to bed, see ya, Spartan.”
“Don’t let the Sahk’ni bite.”
“Or, actually, do let her, ‘cause you might get something better in return.”
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
“bye”
*leaves*

Zajtahnian soldiers

(The islands of versilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9bh3jwGCGw
So Germans can marry your royal family, but Americans can't? I smell americaphobia here)

UIJ and Graag brom

The chairman of the board

The Sands

*The croupier riffle shuffles the deck, and sends the cards in a neat arc through the air from one hand to the other*
It's ♠♥Sands Hold'em ♦♣ this week. Place your bets please!

Portugal and britain

Zajtahnian soldiers wrote:(The islands of versilia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9bh3jwGCGw
So Germans can marry your royal family, but Americans can't? I smell americaphobia here)

(Is America a monarchy?)

The islands of versilia wrote:“That’s great to hear. Congratulations.”
“Yes.”

“Fank.”

“... yo listen here ya lil’ shït”

"Thank you." He said with a warm smile.

Portugal and britain wrote:(Is America a monarchy?)

(No...that's the antithesis of America)

Graag brom

The islands of versilia wrote:“... i gotta go to bed, see ya, Spartan.”
“Don’t let the Sahk’ni bite.”
“Or, actually, do let her, ‘cause you might get something better in return.”
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
“bye”
*leaves*

"Bye."
"Hmm...to let or not let, that is the question..."
*leaves*

[Space wizard

I take out my secret assault rifle and shout that I’m actually part of the FBI and I order the perp to drop the goods before I America their ass.]

Wobbegong and Graag brom

Arctica-aleutia

Space wizard wrote:"I heard he's a cuck. But that's none of my business."

Marty pokes his head through the broken window from Thanksgiving, which he is fixing from outside.
"Hey. Don't ruin Bill Nye. Don't ruin the funny science videos they showed us in elementary school. I've seen too much from my childhood ruined as it is."

Carmonia and Graag brom

(*uses steal on Sahk'ni*
*nothing happens*
*...*)

Carmonia and Graag brom

Arctica-aleutia wrote:Marty pokes his head through the broken window from Thanksgiving, which he is fixing from outside.
"Hey. Don't ruin Bill Nye. Don't ruin the funny science videos they showed us in elementary school. I've seen too much from my childhood ruined as it is."

"Don't watch Bill Nye saves the world then bud"

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