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A soviet diplomat wrote:*A well-dressed man in a business suit enters the hotel. He speaks coldly and with authority, yet has a warm, friendly smile. He walks up to the reception.*

I have a reservation under the name, “Anatoly Dobrynin”.

The sleepy-eyed clerk takes the new arrival in with one long, lazy glance before speaking

Ah, yes. You must be the gentleman with whom I spoke on the phone. Your room is ready.

The employee turns and plucks a key from a pigeonhole behind him and places it on the countertop between the guest and himself

You'll be in the tower. Eighth floor with a balcony over-looking the pool and grounds. You may use the elevator to your right and your room is directly ahead as you exit the cabin. Room service is available twenty-four hours and I suggest stopping by the Copa Room for one of our excellent floor shows.

Thank you for choosing The Sands as your Las Vegas destination and we hope that your enjoy your visit.

Panian, The chairman of the board, Cocktail waitress, Dhelerum, and 1 otherA soviet diplomat

A soviet diplomat

Night clerk wrote:The employee turns and plucks a key from a pigeonhole behind him and places it on the countertop between the guest and himself

You'll be in the tower. Eighth floor with a balcony over-looking the pool and grounds. You may use the elevator to your right and your room is directly ahead as you exit the cabin. Room service is available twenty-four hours and I suggest stopping by the Copa Room for one of our excellent floor shows.

Thank you for choosing The Sands as your Las Vegas destination and we hope that your enjoy your visit.

Excellent. Thank you very much.

*heads towards the elevator to check out his room*

Panian and Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:*The tall muscular bartender walks over and stares at him.*

*Hermes Smiles*

“Listen, I need some advice. I just got a business offer. I work for De Havilland you see. I just got a offer from the Australian Air Force to buy 20 De Havilland Vampires from us for 1 billion dollars. Vampires are single seater fighter-bomber. I’m not really sure if I should take the deal. Our company is on the verge of collapse and this other company called Hawker Siddely, which we are part of, are gonna dissolve the company soon. I’m not sure what to do. Any advice. Should I take the deal? Should I find another company to work for?”

Cocktail waitress, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

Hermes Express 123 wrote:*Hermes Smiles*

“Listen, I need some advice. I just got a business offer. I work for De Havilland you see. I just got a offer from the Australian Air Force to buy 20 De Havilland Vampires from us for 1 billion dollars. Vampires are single seater fighter-bomber. I’m not really sure if I should take the deal. Our company is on the verge of collapse and this other company called Hawker Siddely, which we are part of, are gonna dissolve the company soon. I’m not sure what to do. Any advice. Should I take the deal? Should I find another company to work for?”

I'm a bartender sir, not some kind CEO. If you want advice on breaking annoying man legs then hit me up. Other than that let Marty deal with your strange questions.

The Sands Casino, Cocktail waitress, Hermes Express 123, and Howard beale

*The phone at the front desk rings*

Panian and Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:I'm a bartender sir, not some kind CEO. If you want advice on breaking annoying man legs then hit me up. Other than that let Marty deal with your strange questions.

“Could you break the Australian Ambassadors legs? I assume that’s frowned on. Well can you get Marty up here then? Also, would you mind bringing me a drink if it’s allowed here in the pool area. I’ll take a martini.”

Dhelerum

Cocktail waitress wrote:*As they walk away Brenda looks at Panian with surprise and amusement*

What the heck was that all about?

Penny laughs and shrugs as she studies the card. "I don't know. Maybe he's an out of work magician." She spots Dhelerum and waves. "Oh, there's Marty!"

Cocktail waitress and Dhelerum

Hermes Express 123 wrote:“Could you break the Australian Ambassadors legs? I assume that’s frowned on. Well can you get Marty up here then? Also, would you mind bringing me a drink if it’s allowed here in the pool area. I’ll take a martini.”

Marty is gone.

Panian wrote:Penny laughs and shrugs as she studies the card. "I don't know. Maybe he's an out of work magician." She spots Dhelerum and waves. "Oh, there's Marty!"

*Marty waves back and walks over.*
You gals ready?

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Hermes Express 123

Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:*Marty waves back and walks over.*
You gals ready?

Absolutely. I've been looking forward to this all day. Let's go get some food and have some fun. A little 'me time' for all of us.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Hermes Express 123

Howard beale wrote:*The phone at the front desk rings*

*Lets it ring for a while before answering*

The Sands hotel and casino. How may I help you?

Cocktail waitress, Dhelerum, Hermes Express 123, and Howard beale

Cocktail waitress wrote:Absolutely. I've been looking forward to this all day. Let's go get some food and have some fun. A little 'me time' for all of us.

Well, where does everyone want to go?

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Hermes Express 123

Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:Well, where does everyone want to go?

Well, Penny had some thoughts on that. Hear her out.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Hermes Express 123

*Hermes keeps swimming for a while before getting out and heading to the changing rooms. He comes out a few minutes later and walks down to the Copa room and takes a seat to enjoy the show.*

Cocktail waitress

Howard beale

Night clerk wrote:*Lets it ring for a while before answering*

The Sands hotel and casino. How may I help you?

*The mans voice is very business like and seems a little annoyed the phone wasn’t picked up earlier.*

“Hello, I am Howard Beale, Australian Ambassador to the United States. I have a meeting here with a contractor from de Havilland you see. I need to book a suite and some kind of meeting room please. The best room you have would be good but I’m happy with a ordinary suite if needed. As for the meeting room I need it to have seating for 20 people. Can we arrange that? The Australian Goverment will pay all fees.”

Panian and Cocktail waitress

Juan garcia esquivel

Hermes Express 123 wrote:*walks down to the Copa Room and takes a seat to enjoy the show.*

*In the Copa Room the show is just beginning for the evening as Pat Suzuki takes the stage*

Pat Suzuki - Daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYrqXh2sDdE

"Daddy, I want a diamond ring
Bracelets, everything
Daddy, you oughta get the best for me
Get the very, very best for me

Daddy, gee, won't I look swell in sables
Clothes with Paris labels
Daddy, you oughta get the best for me
Get the very best for me

Here's n'amazing revelation
And with a bit of stimulation
I'd be a great sensation
I'd be your inspiration

Daddy, I want a brand new car
Champagne, caviar
Daddy, daddy, why doncha get the best for me?"

Cocktail waitress and Hermes Express 123

Juan garcia esquivel wrote:*In the Copa Room the show is just beginning for the evening as Pat Suzuki takes the stage*
Pat Suzuki - Daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYrqXh2sDdE

"Daddy, I want a diamond ring
Bracelets, everything
Daddy, you oughta get the best for me
Get the very, very best for me

Daddy, gee, won't I look swell in sables
Clothes with Paris labels
Daddy, you oughta get the best for me
Get the very best for me

Here's n'amazing revelation
And with a bit of stimulation
I'd be a great sensation
I'd be your inspiration

Daddy, I want a brand new car
Champagne, caviar
Hey, Daddy, you oughta get the best for me
Just the best, the best for me

Now, Daddy's the guy who buys it
Daddy's the boy who gives the word
Don't think that he denies it
There's a brand new Thunderbird

Daddy's the guy who knows it
He is the boy who shows the way
And all the wild oats cue so
Don't think that Daddy doesn't know

Here's n'amazing revelation
And with a bit of stimulation
I'd be a great sensation
I'd be your inspiration

Daddy, baby, I'd like a box of cash
But don't do nothin' rash
Hey, Daddy, gee, make it wall to wall
And then do it again
Hey, laddie, be my lovin' Daddy

Daddy!"

*Hermes isn’t paying attention and is instead doing lots of writing on a piece of paper.*

Cocktail waitress

Howard beale wrote:*The mans voice is very business like and seems a little annoyed the phone wasn’t picked up earlier.*

Ignores their annoyance

Howard beale wrote:“I need to book a suite and some kind of meeting room please. The best room you have would be good but I’m happy with a ordinary suite if needed. As for the meeting room I need it to have seating for 20 people. Can we arrange that?”

Our best suite is currently occupied (he lies) but we can certainly arrange for a room that will be comfortable. And one of of conference rooms will certainly big large enough to suit your purposes.

When will you be arriving and for how long will you be staying?

Panian, Cocktail waitress, Hermes Express 123, and Howard beale

Night clerk wrote:Ignores their annoyance
Our best suite is currently occupied (he lies) but we can certainly arrange for a room that will be comfortable. And one of of conference rooms will certainly big large enough to suit your purposes.

When will you be arriving and for how long will you be staying?

“Oh. Very well. Who is currently using the suite then? As for your other question I will be arriving tomorrow and I will be staying for 7 days.”

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Hermes Express 123

Howard beale wrote:“Who is currently using the suite then?”

Sir, I am not at liberty to divulge that information. It is against hotel policy to share the personal information of our guests.

Howard beale wrote:“I will be arriving tomorrow and I will be staying for 7 days.”

Very good, sir. We will have a room ready and made up for you.

Concentrates and uses his imagination

There, it's just been made up this moment.

For what days and times will you be needing the conference room?

Panian, The Sands Casino, Cocktail waitress, and Howard beale

Night clerk wrote:Sir, I am not at liberty to divulge that information. It is against hotel policy to share the personal information of our guests.
Very good, sir. We will have a room ready and made up for you.

Concentrates and uses his imagination

There, it's just been made up this moment.

For what days and times will you be needing the conference room?

“Very well. I will need the conference room for 3 hours tomorrow. I don’t care what time. I will also need refreshments for the meeting.”

Panian and Cocktail waitress

Howard beale wrote:“I will need the conference room for 3 hours tomorrow. I don’t care what time. I will also need refreshments for the meeting.”

Makes a note on a clipboard

I shall inform the conference room staff and have the kitchens prepare something appropriate.

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Howard beale

Cocktail waitress wrote:Well, Penny had some thoughts on that. Hear her out.

We were having a bit of trouble deciding ourselves earlier, so I thought it'd be fun to drive down the Strip and pick a place at random. Since Vegas runs on luck, I thought it'd be a cute thing to do in the spirit of the city since it's our first outing together.

Cocktail waitress, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

Panian wrote:We were having a bit of trouble deciding ourselves earlier, so I thought it'd be fun to drive down the Strip and pick a place at random. Since Vegas runs on luck, I thought it'd be a cute thing to do in the spirit of the city since it's our first outing together.

Well, what car are we taking? Mine only sits two people.

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Howard beale

Cocktail waitress

Dhelerum wrote:Well, what car are we taking? Mine only sits two people.

It's a nice night. Let's walk.

Panian, Dhelerum, and Howard beale

Cocktail waitress wrote:It's a nice night. Let's walk.

Sounds like a plan.

Panian, Cocktail waitress, and Howard beale

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