The Republic of UoMCoTP is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 4.257 billion Coters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cotronsk. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coter economy, worth 451 trillion Cotres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,010 Cotres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Coters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UoMCoTP's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UoMCoTP is ranked 28,943^rd in the world and 410^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 942.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.