The Democratic Republic of Suomaajland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augustus Kroenecker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.981 billion Suomaajs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaarlemborg. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suomaajish economy, worth 231 trillion Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,105 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large areas of Suomaajland are not accessible by the public, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suomaajland's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suomaajland is ranked 19,552^nd in the world and 273^rd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,137.01 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.