Population | 11.283 billion |
Leader | Supreme overlord kingbob |
Currency | My foot |
Animal | My foot |
The Dictatorship of Indibagion Mer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme overlord kingbob with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.283 billion Indibagion Merians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Indibagion Merian economy, worth a remarkable 2,592 trillion My feet a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,739 My feet, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, Indibagion Mer is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indibagion Mer's national animal is the My foot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Indibagion Mer is ranked 292,120th in the world and 386th in The Black Hawks for Nicest Citizens, with 0.15 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, Indibagion Mer is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, creative compliance measures ensure that high-ranking officials live in luxury while the country's coffers collect cobwebs.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Indibagion Mer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in Indibagion Mer, children keel over while singing "Supreme overlord kingbob Gives Us the Water of Life".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.