The Free Imperial Principality of Kanjuura is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.897 billion Kanjuurans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanjuuran economy, worth a remarkable 3,842 trillion Maldaras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 276,512 Maldaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be armed at all times, weather reports simply advise Kanjuurans to 'look outside', university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kanjuura's national animal is the Kanjuuran Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kanjuura is ranked 258,699^th in the world and 406^th in The League for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.